QUIZ

1. Do you like blue cheese?
bleaurgh, no!

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
negative... I'm completely clean

3. Do you own a gun?
illegal in Australia... 'nuff said

4. Your favorite song?
Call me Al by Paul Simon

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nupp

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
love em!

7. Favorite Christmas song?
12 things I got for christmas

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange Juice

9. Can you do push ups?
yupp... about 200 in a row is my best... average is about 30-50

10.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
a silver ring which is in the shape of thwo snakes coiled around eachother

12. Favorite hobby?
3d... Duh!

13.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
nupp, never good at addition but I might have M.I.N.U.S.

kidding, and no... I don't have mental retardation

15. What's one trait that you dislike about yourself?
nothing... I'm as sexy as ever

16. Middle name?
danger

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
Why the hell am I doing this quiz?
WHY ISN'T THE UV UNWRAPPING WORKING
mac sucks, PC rocks, 'nuff said

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
nothing, nothing, and.... uhhhh.... nothing

19.Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
orange juice, water, lemonade (natural, not fizzy)

20. Current worry right now.
why the hell the normal map isn't exporting properly

21. Current hate right now?
Zbrush (It's a love/hate relationship)

22. Favorite place to be?
where I am now

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
fireworks, confetti and lots of orange juice

24. What do you want to do in your 20's?
get payed for doing anything I damn-well please

25. Name three people who will complete this...
i don't know... why don't YOU answer this one instead of asking me!

26. Do you own slippers?
yeah... they rock

27. What shirt are you wearing?
some punk brand... graffiti writing on it... something you might buy in a surf store

28.Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
nupp, my mink blanket suits me fine

29. Can you whistle?
are you kidding? I am the GOD of whistling!

30. Favorite color(s)
Blue and green

31. Would you be a pirate?
yarr! Aye, I would be bonkers like barnacles if I weren't to!

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
whatever's stuck in my head

33. Favorite girl's name?
Dierdre

34. Favorite boy's name?
Carl

35. What's in your pocket right now?
my mobile, wallet and mp3 player

36. Last person that made you laugh?
Bob Hope (funniest guy ever!)

37. Best Bed sheet as a kid?
cars and trains printed on them

38.Worst injury you've ever had?
School certificate exams

39. Do you love where you live?
hell yeah!

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
five

41.Who is your loudest friend?
is it any of your business?

42. Who is your quietest?
again... what?

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Only everybody in the world!

45. What is your favorite book?
The Winslow boy, Death of a salesman, or anything by Jules Verne

46. What is your favorite candy?
anything so long it's tasty

47. Favorite Sports Team?
THE SWANS!!!!

48.What song do you want played at your funeral?
I'm not going to die

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
sleeping, what the hell kind of question is that?

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this am?
homework...

Competitions finals!

OKAY!

I've narrowed down my comp to 4 remaining deviations:

Vicis:

Jack Masterton:

Leenie: [link]

Anevay Rhys Niabi: [link]




okay guys... the vote is up to you, which one will I make in 3d?

do yuo liek mudkipz?

in accordance with April Fools Day rules 3, 5 & 7, Deviant-Art have done the most awesomest thing in the world and changed everybody's icons to Mudkip... now in accordance with MUDKIP rules... I must post this:



Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURRRVE MUDKIPS."

"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips' "OF COURSE."

"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?



HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!
btw (for later date reference):
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